Piggy: Momma! I jusht wealized! Yous alweddy mawwied! And you just did it wif my daddy just like, um tew weekth ago! So. You mawwied.
I swear its like talking to the impressive clergy from Princess Bride some days.
Gimme some love and tell me what you think! No really, I can take it. I'll just double-up on those anti-depressants first. I may not be able to reply back quickly (I am a mom after all), but I read each and every word you type!