Ok, it's been 10 days, the shock and jitters have worn off, and the scabs are (almost) gone. What's the fail? you ask? Oh, only taking 0.0000000001 seconds alone, resulting in a 17-foot, head-first free-fall to the floor below. Said free-fall taken by TT3, who had been (and still is being) constantly reprimanded for climbing the stair railing and banisters. Yes, he has a binkie, no he's not even 2 yet, yes, we know how big he is. Thanks.
This is what it looks like to fall 17 feet when you're almost 2:
His head and face turned a lovely shade of green the next day, almost enabling him to fade into the shrubbery in the backyard and at the park. If it was me taking that plunge? I'd be in a full body cast wondering who everyone is and why I'm in a full body cast. God made 'em bendy and wiggly for a reason - bendy bounces, while stiff shatters.