I know. I KNOW. It's been forever. Did you miss me? Prolly not, but I don't care, because, well, I'm dead.
I read about this new illness affecting parents of toddlers called i-live-with-a-two-year-old-itis and I got reaaaally sick.
Then I read this fashion evolution recap, choked on my water and DIED laugh-choking.
That is all.