Pig: Momma! What day is dis?
Me: Saturday.
Pig: Don't we got summin ta dew taday? Da pawtie? Duh! (insert obnoxious head-waggle & eye rolling)
Me: Yes, the baby shower is at 2:00.
Pig:
Pig: We all gonna be in da bafwoom? Who gunna be in da shaer?
*Entire family erupts into snorts & giggles
Me: It's not that kind of shower Pigs! It means everyone brings gifts for the baby.
Pig: Baby Yaksun? It's not his burfdey!
Me: The baby hasn't been born yet Pigs. We bring gifts so his mommy and daddy have nice things for him when he comes home.
Pig: Well. When it's MY burfdey, I don' wanna take a shower. I just wanna bouncy house m'kay?
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