I did the dishes last night. I KNOW. Shut your mouth before the flies land. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, I discovered a nasty little surprise this morning when I went to grab a cup from the dishwasher. ANTS. They were all over the inside of the dishwasher. What. The. Shizz people?! How do they even get in there? So I had to spray those nasties dead, and run the dang thing again, with extra hot water and heated dry (two settings I have NEVER used before). The question is…will there be little dead bodies baked onto my dishes when I get home tonight? I don't look forward to finding out.
In other, cuter news, here's another conversation with Piggy.
Piggy: Mawm! I's soooo thusty!
Me: (knowing I shouldn't, but not really caring at this point) Here, have a sip of my soda.
Piggy: Wow! Dat's cold stuff! An jus a wittle schpicy.
Piggy: You know how dey make it schpicy?
Me: Um, no idea. Never noticed it was spicy before.
Piggy: It's da bubbles that is schpicy. They put tiny mans inside to stuh it up when you schip it, so it gets schpicy.
Me: Good to know. But, doesn't that mean we just drank a whole bunch of tiny men?
Piggy: NO! Deys got wopes and stuckers so they can stay in da stwah and you can't suck dem out.
Thanks kid, I never knew that. Stuckers & Wopes. Maybe I should call Pepsi with a new ad campaign?
And in just a little bit of other news, I mopped the kitchen floor last night, started a load of towels and went to bed at a decent hour. It was NOT easier to get up this morning.