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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Spicy soda, Ants in my dishwasher, and other random shizzle

I did the dishes last night. I KNOW. Shut your mouth before the flies land. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, I discovered a nasty little surprise this morning when I went to grab a cup from the dishwasher. ANTS. They were all over the inside of the dishwasher. What. The. Shizz people?! How do they even get in there? So I had to spray those nasties dead, and run the dang thing again, with extra hot water and heated dry (two settings I have NEVER used before). The question is…will there be little dead bodies baked onto my dishes when I get home tonight? I don't look forward to finding out.


In other, cuter news, here's another conversation with Piggy.


Piggy: Mawm! I's soooo thusty!

Me: (knowing I shouldn't, but not really caring at this point) Here, have a sip of my soda.

Piggy: Wow! Dat's cold stuff! An jus a wittle schpicy.


Piggy: You know how dey make it schpicy?

Me: Um, no idea. Never noticed it was spicy before.

Piggy: It's da bubbles that is schpicy. They put tiny mans inside to stuh it up when you schip it, so it gets schpicy.

Me: Good to know. But, doesn't that mean we just drank a whole bunch of tiny men?

Piggy: NO! Deys got wopes and stuckers so they can stay in da stwah and you can't suck dem out.

Thanks kid, I never knew that. Stuckers & Wopes. Maybe I should call Pepsi with a new ad campaign?


And in just a little bit of other news, I mopped the kitchen floor last night, started a load of towels and went to bed at a decent hour. It was NOT easier to get up this morning.

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