Second car back in line at the Panda Express Drive-Thru. Without warning, screeching, shrieking, absoloutely PIERCING noises erupt from the vehicle. Said vehicle begins bouncing and jouncing, up and down, side to side.
Meanwhile, inside this bastion of insanity...
"Mom, is yer winnda wolld up?" asks Whinemaster
"Yes, Thank GOD! Otherwise people might think a troop of crazed monkeys was in this car!"
Crazed shrieking is now accompanied by monkey-esqe noises. Without warning,
"What kinda munkies?"
I stare in shock before narrowly avoiding total loss of bladder control from gut-busting laughter. I wonder what the clerk thought when she handed me those kids meals.