Just this morning:
Grumpasaur: It's time to get up! (leans in to tickle & gets a hot nasty breath in his face)
Grumpasaur: Dude, your breath smells like my feet. After I step in Lucy-poop. You've got LPB!
Piggy: Eeeeeuuuuuuwwww! blows hot nasty breath in faces of adoring parents again. Leans back, puts hands behind head & announces "Niiiice and Fresh!"
Man I love this kid!